Absurd

There was an Old Lady that ate a flea
“I don’t know why,” said she.
She went to the circus and show.
To see a flying squirrel, you know.
It spun in the air, but alas, we fear
She [+]

One step. Another one. Focus. One foot in front of the other. So close. Thoughts jumbled.
*creak*
Your blood freezes. Sweat, slowly, slides down your back. You shiver. Maybe you’re just [+]

“Chafing is the Devil’s work.”
That’s what Mama used to say, and you can bet your bottom dollar that Stumpwell Cardaflume believed her. Stumpy, as he was called ‘round the watering [+]

WHOOOOOOSHHHHHH. CLICK-CLACK-CLICK-CLACK.
Les Springer couldn’t get to sleep that night. The noise was overwhelming, more than it had ever been before. He was worn out after another long day [+]